@DJDarren You're a bunch o' bastards. I read this thread before heading out round the block with the dog only to have that Bowie classic 'Let's Wank' arrive as an #earworm.

And if you say run, I'll run with you
And if you say hide, we'll hide
Because my love for you would break my heart in two
If you should fall, into my arms and tremble like a flower

Let's wank
Let's wank

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