Going to doctor Mario for HRT:
"You-a see, gender dysphoria is-a caused-a by little emotions that-a come in-a three different colors. Here, take-a these hormones and line-a them up next to the gender dysphoria so that-a the colors match."
You wonder where he got his medical degree, and you look at the plaque on the wall. "Nintendo Seal of Quality", it says.