@silverspookgames makes and jil fun bah 2

@silverspookgames I design kitchens and see these come in and it's embarrassing

@silverspookgames why is it oops all bathrooms?

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Bedroom 4 says it has a full BSTH but shows a sink, and the room is is smaller than the powder room!

Look how the guest suite has no walls.

As someone from a cold climate, first thing my eyes saw were all the sinks on outside walls (way to get frozen burst pipes). Then I started to look closer! what a nightmare!

@silverspookgames where is the entrance??

@silverspookgames I appreciate that the mudroom has no direct connection to an entryway and also two bathtubs. That’s some genius-level forward thinking.

@silverspookgames The longer I look at the "plan" the more unhinged it gets until I find I'm wiping the tears (of laughter) from my eyes.

@silverspookgames I don't understand why people are claiming the only exterior door is in the garage. That appears to be a particularly large window. As far as I can tell, there is no exterior door anywhere.

@silverspookgames who needs a treadmill when you have a huge walk inside the house! Right next to the multi-purpose guest suite/ great room / family room.

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Surely the original post is satire?

No front or back door?

@silverspookgames that's It! Apologize or you're sleeping in Bedroom #4 tonight!

@silverspookgames Bedroom 4 is a bathroom?

@silverspookgames Wow... I'm so jealous of the family who lives there! I would really love having TWO bathtubs in the mud room! And how about that "Jack & Jil fun bath"!? Wonder what they do in there?

@silverspookgames So... this seems to be a design for a house. There is no staircase, so I will assume it's a single floor house. The house looks to be about 20 by 20 meters, making it a *very* large house - especially for a single floor one.

It has 8 tiled rooms, of which four contain a toilet, labeled "Powder room", "Master Roisn", "Coat bath" and "Guest Bath". The "Guest Bath" is directly adjacent to the living room, not the best place for a toilet. The "Master Roisn" is close to the "Master Suite", separated by an unnamed hallway shared with the "Coat bath" and "Huge wak closet" - both of which are tiled (ie, bathrooms as well. The "Huge wak closet" appears to be a bathroom but only features storage. The "Master roisn" is directly beside the "Powder Room" on the other side, with two doors both opening into adjacent connected bits of hallway, one of which is labeled "Main Foyer" despite being pretty narrow and nowhere near an entryway.

The other three bathroom-ish rooms are labeled "Jack & Jil Fuh Bah #2" with three sinks and nothing else, "BEDROOM 4 Full Bath 3" with only a single sink and nothing else - no bed - and "Mudroom & Laundry", which features two sinks and two baths, but no way to get into the mudroom other than going through the house, nor any way to do laundry or to hook up any laundry machinery. There is a line typically used for an egress, but drawn straight through a wall.

Next to that is a "wide 2-car garage" which looks to be too small for two US size cars, but otherwise somewhat unremarkable.

There is another room called "Bedroom 2" which is filled with cupboards, but no bed. The rooms labeled "Master Suite" and "Bedroom 3" do contain double beds and nightstands, as well as wardrobes.

About half the space of the house is taken by the main area, which is labeled in seven places, called "Main Foyer" in a narrow hall part, "Gallery Halll" on the other side of a wall with a door serving no purpose. Next to that is an open space labeled "Gourmet Kitchen", nowhere near any kitchen but it is right in front of Bedroom 2 (the one without any beds). Next to that is the Bedroom Hallway, which is between bedroom 3 and bedroom 4 (with only a sink). Beside that is a very large (~7 x ~12 meters?) rectangular area labeled "Huge Walk / Guest Suite" near an L-shaped kitchen, "Family room" next to a three-seat couch and two loose chairs, and "Great Room" below a kitchen island (not anywhere near the previous kitchen) and a 8-person table. To the bottom left of the "Great Room" label is a second L-shaped kitchen with two double sinks. Above that is a third I-shaped kitchen with a sink on a kitchen island. The distance between the kitchen island and the rest of the kitchen seems almost wide enough to drive a car through.

Next to the "Master Suite" is what looks like an outdoor area labeled "Master Room".

The house as a whole has no doors; the only visible ingress is through either the garage's window, through the mudroom's wall, or through Bedroom 2's window.

You're better off taking a house design from *literally anywhere else*. Even a three year old can draw a better house than this.

@silverspookgames this hurt my brain

@silverspookgames I really, really hope the OP is joking, but I'm afraid he is not. Do people really not know that all you need to draw a floorplan is a ruler and some metric paper? (The difficulty that people pay architects for is drawing a *good* floorplan)

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The more you look the more you realize the coat bath is the least of the problems.

Architects gonna sleep well tonight.

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wonder if it made any 1/2 closets too...

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@silverspookgames I'm gonna start referring to the outdoors as the "Master Room".

@silverspookgames Ah yes, a bedroom consisting of a sink and a Mudroom, the essentials of a good modern house /s

@silverspookgames so many sinks in those extra bedroom bathrooms

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BED(less)ROOM 2

GALLERY HALLL

GREAT ROOM tiny furniture

so many toilets! Or bidets? I dunno

MOAR SINKS!!!

So much to mentally process. We are cooking the planet for this?

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It appears the only entrance is through the garage.

@silverspookgames oh my gosh there is so much going on there! Three bedroom, three bathroom (plus coat bath and master roisn) house where the bathtubs (plural) are in the laundry room. Also if I'm reading that right, no exterior doors other than the garage door?

@silverspookgames oh boy I can’t wait to decorate my *squints* …Master Roksn