Whenever I go to museums, I like to pause in front of stuff that definitely isn't art and talk about the "art" and how it makes me feel just to make the other people think they're missing something.
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@Alice I adore your whimsy. It makes me smile every time. Thank you for brightening my timeline.
And your photo composition is quite good, nice work.
@Alice and all of these things are art in how they reflect, expose, and make a statement about the whole culture and environment that created them and placed them there. Maybe they are missing something. Maybe we all are.
I heard about someone who set up a laser across the street to project a red dot through a window onto the wall of an art gallery. Then they went inside and put their own information plaque next to the dot, making it an art piece.
@Alice You thought step stool, I thought hand truck until I noticed the wheels and bottom plate are missing. Either way, it's a controversial sculpture.
@Alice "this piece is symbolic of man's need to escape homogeny, to be reborn through the fires of hell..."
"...sir, that's a fire alarm."
"IT'S INTERPRETIVE!!!!"
@Alice The art museum version of starring at something imaginary in the sky while making expressions... just so people look for it.
@Alice Next level "stop and smell the flowers" 💐 ❤️ 
If art is made by talking about it, then you're an artist. If nobody talked about the Mona Lisa, the Louvre would be using it as a draught excluder, probably to plug that hole where thieves got in to steal the bling. It's all in the definition.
@Alice For decades I’ve wanted to make a gallery exhibition of different fire extinguishers.
A fire should of course break out there too, as part of the show.
@Alice A friend and I did this at the museum in Oakland back in the late 60’s. We were admiring a coiled up fire hose in a red cabinet on the wall in the art section. People gathered behind us. I started thinking about making one of those little cards they put next to the art piece describing it, and sticking it on the wall there. But I was young and easily distracted, so I didn’t do it. Maybe that cabinet is still there…