Types of maintenance practised in this establishment:
- Cunctative maintenance: procrastinate until the maintenance is no longer required
- Percusive maintenance: 'it it wiv an 'ammer.
- Adhesive maintenance: stick it wiv some bodge tape
- Abusive maintenance: swear at the fucking thing until it works... (see also cunctative maintenance).
- Interruptive Maintenance: turn it off and on again (h/t @marjolica )