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George Penney
@georgepenney@sunny.garden  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear.

A man (20s?) in baggy skater wear is crouching next to a brown miniature poodle, saying: "You're an AWESOME girl. Yes you are! YES you ARE"
Miniature Poodle is a woolly wiggle of rapturous adoration.
Fluffy tail wagging, tummy on show for pats.

Two mud covered men, sitting on muddy mountain bikes, are having a contented chat in the lee of a building as a light rain falls.
One says to the other: "Good ride, eh?"
The other laughs: "Yeah. I'm so happy I got to do it, although, I think it was more a slide than a ride!"

Three small humans (3 to 6?) are performing a VERY special play on a community stage. It involves a whole variety of singing, and some unexpected honking noises. Their audience a few curious seagulls.
Mum and Dad chilling at a nearby restaurant.
A big community Christmas tree in the background.

Three generations of the same family (Nan, Mum and Teen) are strutting down the street in their best black jeans and metal T-shirts. Nan's a fan of Pantera. Mum likes Ghost and Teen's rocking old school Metallica.
Cheerful chatter as they go.

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We're standing in the chip aisle of a supermarket and shelves of chippies stretch into the distance with some sea salt ones visible. In the foreground, we have a hanging stand attached to the shelves. At the top of that stand are packets of onion soup mix. At the bottom there is a dispenser of cans of reduced cream. At the side of the stand is a narrow poster explaining that if you mix the soup mix and the cream, you will have Kiwi dip, guaranteeing your chips shall always have dips. This is possibly the most kiwi thing you could ever see while out and about. Yes there are mountains and epic scenery lurking on every corner but it's the kiwi dip that really tells you what country you're doing your shopping in.
We're standing in the chip aisle of a supermarket and shelves of chippies stretch into the distance with some sea salt ones visible. In the foreground, we have a hanging stand attached to the shelves. At the top of that stand are packets of onion soup mix. At the bottom there is a dispenser of cans of reduced cream. At the side of the stand is a narrow poster explaining that if you mix the soup mix and the cream, you will have Kiwi dip, guaranteeing your chips shall always have dips. This is possibly the most kiwi thing you could ever see while out and about. Yes there are mountains and epic scenery lurking on every corner but it's the kiwi dip that really tells you what country you're doing your shopping in.
We're standing in the chip aisle of a supermarket and shelves of chippies stretch into the distance with some sea salt ones visible. In the foreground, we have a hanging stand attached to the shelves. At the top of that stand are packets of onion soup mix. At the bottom there is a dispenser of cans of reduced cream. At the side of the stand is a narrow poster explaining that if you mix the soup mix and the cream, you will have Kiwi dip, guaranteeing your chips shall always have dips. This is possibly the most kiwi thing you could ever see while out and about. Yes there are mountains and epic scenery lurking on every corner but it's the kiwi dip that really tells you what country you're doing your shopping in.
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George Penney
@georgepenney@sunny.garden replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Any typos spotted in this post would like to present the Kiwi Dip station at their local shops.* All ingredients in a special dispenser. If typos spotted, please reassure them that armed with these vital ingredients, their chips shall never be without dips.

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*For kiwi dip reference please see post earlier this week. (More in alt text)

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Also, in case you didn't see this morning's post:

Dec 1st is the advisable deadline if you want to guarantee you'll get your copy of Tiny Moments of Joy before Christmas.

(All prices, inc. shipping are in NZD, which means much cheaper in USD, GBP etc)

https://www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments-of-joy

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Tiny Moments of Joy | Swashbuckler Press

Delightful moments captured from people watching in a small city in Aotearoa New Zealand.
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