Dammit missed saying Star Wars IV: A New Pope during the recent pope switcheroo. Will have to try and remember it in case I outlast this one too. There have already been 5 so far in my lifetime, which means I'm absolutely smashing it atm. I am 5 times better than the Pope. Call me old Ben 5-Popes.
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@TheBreadmonkey no point crying over spilt pope-joke
A pope in the hand's worth two in a bush
@TheBreadmonkey How many Popes do you have to get before the next one is free?
Gotta catch em all (Popémon)
‘A pope is for life, not just for Christmas’
Reminds me I must order our Christmas pope
afternoon ben.
O Christmas Pope, O Christmas Pope,
Your branches green delight us!
They are green when summer days are bright,
They are green when winter snow is white.
O Christmas Pope, O Christmas Pope,
Your branches green delight us!
O Christmas Pope, O Christmas Pope,
You give us so much pleasure!
How oft at Christmas tide the sight,
O green fir tree, gives us delight!
O Christmas Pope, O Christmas Pope,
You give us so much pleasure!
O Christmas Pope, O Christmas Pope
Forever true your colour.
Your boughs so green in summertime
Stay bravely green in wintertime.
O Christmas Pope, O Christmas Pope
Forever true your colour.
O Christmas Pope, O Christmas Pope
You fill my heart with music.
Reminding me on Christmas Day
To think of you and then be gay.
O Christmas Pope, O Christmas Pope
You fill my heart with music.
@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @Neat_hot
Christmas Trope.
Mistletoe and rope.
Children hanging Christmas Pope.
With logs on the fire and Pope on the byre,
A time to rejoice, get pissed and smoke dope.
@TheBreadmonkey If losing one pope looks like misfortune and to lose two looks like carelessness, where are you thinking they're at with five?
I AM NOT ASSASSINATING THE POPES
@TheBreadmonkey @quokka1 I'm boosting this because I think it's well past time to set the record straight.
@TheBreadmonkey
That sounds an aweful lot like something a Pope assassinator would say.
@quokka1
@TheBreadmonkey maybe. but are you the Vatican's sole supplier of stuff that burns white?
I'm like one of those guys at camping who drives around the site on an ATV delivering bags of firewood, except to the Vatican. £6 for kindling!
@TheBreadmonkey and i'm sure you tell the VAT man all about that
@TheBreadmonkey You’re not doing so well in terms of Dalai Lamas, mind.
@TheBreadmonkey
White smoke means we have a switcheroo.
@TheBreadmonkey “Old Ben 5-Popes? I haven’t heard that name in years.”
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