#ScribesAndMakers What is the lowest number of readers / viewers of your work would you consider cause for celebration?

I am one of these people who gets really downhearted when nothing sells, only to then panic if a copy does shift because what if they hate it???

Admittedly, since my sick pay has run out and the government didn't bother to pay last week so I have zero income for the foreseeable future, I really wish more people would buy some books...