@futurebird I clean under a fridge only when I'm moving elsewhere. 😁
In German we have a word for these cuddly cute well-rounded textile/hairy stuff you often find behind furniture, especially sofas: Wollmäuse = dust bunnies (in German wooly mice).
They are social creatures, need not much food. An artist has a dust archive: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsches_Staubarchiv He has political dust as well as culinary dusts.
So, why design if you can have art? 🤭 😎

I am sitting here filled with guilt since in like 17 years I've only cleaned under the stove and fridge like four times. Gross right?

Yeah, but I need help to move them. This is bad planning. I have been set up to fail and feel gross.