Snarky #airport thoughts, a thread. Feel free to add your own.

Newark EWR: My first impression: a big trash can in the middle of the terminal caught rain leaking through the roof. Also I was stranded high above the ground because the monorail to the terminal suffered some kind of breakdown (and of course the emergency call button didn't work). Also the food options ran from greasy Mexican food to greasy hot dogs.

Nothing says "welcome to America" like this. 1/