It enrages me that the #OnlineSafetyAct means I can't give UK people free audio any more, but if you're in the UK use code OSA for a massive discount (and do it before Dec 1st if you'd like a card - https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-christmas-cards/)
If you're in the UK and you're blind or need audio for other accessibility reasons, drop me an email hellogirlonthenet at gmail dotcom.