A crow wakes up and starts panicking and swearing, hurriedly gathers a bunch of leaves, rushes in to the courthouse and starts apologising to the judge for being late with a bullshit excuse about problems with a witness. Halfway through, it stops and asks "I'm not a lawyer at all am I?" "I don't think so" replies the judge The crow dumps its wingfull of leaves in relief "Thank god. I was totally unprepared."