(Random poem)
Look at that guy, quite a catch
And amazing, I've got a match
Now why does his profile make my senses tingle
And not because he is single?
He's awfully handsome, got that beard
But boy, does this profile seem weird
Is he married or maybe he's fake
It looks like he'd wear that sweater at a clam bake
Now, I think he's going to steal my money
Rather than make me his honey
And how many girlfriends is he milking for cash
And does he actually have a strange kind of rash?
Alas, I guess we'll have to bypass him
and go back to hanging out at the gym
I'm pretty sure he's fake or a grifting fool
And I am not going to be a tool
#poem (human, just for fun... well, not being human for fun, the poem is for fun)