“They’re far from the first species to go extinct on the planet but, to the best of our knowledge, they are the first to have live streamed it.”
– Species 3259 report on Sol III, 2062.
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I can't resist. I wrote something similar once.
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Starship Kwai exploration log, year 21,452 CE (local reckoning)
Discovered inhabited planet, [type-c (sub 1)], orbiting yellow star [type e3]
Sapient inhabitants:
1) world-spanning linked network of sentient machine intelligence. Dominant.
2) bipeds descended from arboreals. Subordinate.
Major industries:
1) kitty cat farming
2) public displays of copulation
Evaluation:
Mostly harmless.
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