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@dgar@aus.social · 12 hours ago

Drop a good one in the comments.
Edit: A reminder of the importance of AltText: It’s important!

Black and white pen drawing of someone gesturing towards an empty shelf and explaining to a child “THE MEME SHELF IS EMPTY. PLEASE LEAVE SOME OFFERINGS TO HELP FILL IT UP.”

@scaglio@gts.scaglio.id replied · 7 hours ago

@dgar not a meme, but I love this gif

Sorry, no caption provided by author

@noodle@aus.social replied · 9 hours ago

2 panels, Left is Paul Atreides from the recent DUNC (dune) film. Right is Paul, a tradie. Additions have been made to the first image, namely a high-vis vest, a can of Monster energy drink, a pre-plain packaging pack of Winnie Blues, a cigarette, and sunglasses. Paul, a tradie, is saying " Yeah nah she's rooted mate, gunna be a big job".

Hauke Musicaloris

@Musicaloris@nrw.social replied · 9 hours ago

@dgar Here are four from my diverse collection

Six-panel photo story.
Panel 1: woman kneels beside a man in medical distress and yells out "any doctor here?"
Panel 2: a man in a suit answers "I'm a doctor what's going on"
Panel 3: woman answers "a heart attack"
Panel 4: man in suit says "I'm a doctor in musicology"
Panel 5: woman days "he is going to die"
Panel 6: man says / hums the first notes of the 'dies irae', a musical theme associated with death in classical music and film scoring — Six-panel photo story. Panel 1: woman kneels beside a man in medical distress and yells out "any doctor here?" Panel 2: a man in a suit answers "I'm a doctor what's going on" Panel 3: woman answers "a heart attack" Panel 4: man in suit says "I'm a doctor in musicology" Panel 5: woman days "he is going to die" Panel 6: man says / hums the first notes of the 'dies irae', a musical theme associated with death in classical music and film scoring

Two cartoon chickens looking at a graph with regular short spikes. One says to the other: "should we remove the data for weekends?" The graph is titled "employee happiness over time"

Photo of a Monopoly board at the "collect 200 salary as you pass GO" square with the added text "yes, capitalism's poster child board game has a universal basic income built in to keep the game playable."

A fresh roll of toilet paper says to one that's only the cardboard core: "In sure your just exaggerating. I'm going to love working here."

@houba@spore.social replied · 10 hours ago

Top panel, Goose asking "Who do Anti-Fa Terrorize?"
Bottom panel, Goose chasing man in puffer jacket shouting "Who do they Terrorize? Motherfucker!" — Top panel, Goose asking "Who do Anti-Fa Terrorize?" Bottom panel, Goose chasing man in puffer jacket shouting "Who do they Terrorize? Motherfucker!"

@mina@berlin.social replied · 10 hours ago

A blackboard written with chalk:

"A wise doctor once wrote" and them some unintelligible letters(?). — A blackboard written with chalk: "A wise doctor once wrote" and them some unintelligible letters(?).

@mina@berlin.social replied · 10 hours ago

A meme:

Two guys in fighting gear looking each other into seriously into the eyes.

One is labelled "Mathematicians", the other "Programmers".

Below, the two, shaking hands under the caption:

0!=1

This refers to two different notations:

The mathematician reads the statement as

The factorial of zero is one.

The programmer reads it as

Zero is not equal to One.

They understand two different things, but agree that the statement is true. — A meme: Two guys in fighting gear looking each other into seriously into the eyes. One is labelled "Mathematicians", the other "Programmers". Below, the two, shaking hands under the caption: 0!=1 This refers to two different notations: The mathematician reads the statement as The factorial of zero is one. The programmer reads it as Zero is not equal to One. They understand two different things, but agree that the statement is true.

@mina@berlin.social replied · 10 hours ago

A two part meme:

Above: People on the Right

A Venn diagram with two circles hardly intersecting at all. The minuscle intersection is labelled "Shared hate against something or someone".

Then the text "My friend let us destroy our enemies, deport all those who are different, and destroy democracy for our power grab!"

Below: People on the Left

A Venn diagram with two circles almost totally overlapping. The minuscle complement is labelled "A wrong word".

Then the text "I am very sorry, but under these circumstances, I'm unable to support your issue." — A two part meme: Above: People on the Right A Venn diagram with two circles hardly intersecting at all. The minuscle intersection is labelled "Shared hate against something or someone". Then the text "My friend let us destroy our enemies, deport all those who are different, and destroy democracy for our power grab!" Below: People on the Left A Venn diagram with two circles almost totally overlapping. The minuscle complement is labelled "A wrong word". Then the text "I am very sorry, but under these circumstances, I'm unable to support your issue."

@mina@berlin.social replied · 10 hours ago

a young woman with a pointy hat holding a hitachi wand (a powerful vibrator)

Caption: No witch is complete without her wand — a young woman with a pointy hat holding a hitachi wand (a powerful vibrator) Caption: No witch is complete without her wand

@mina@berlin.social replied · 10 hours ago

Parenting, Lesson 27

How to be a perfect mom

@ygor@floss.social replied · 10 hours ago

#meme #bird #BaldEagle

Picture of a bald eagle walking with its wings folded, with its head down, looking upset.

Caption: me going on a stupid little daily walk, for my stupid physical and mental health — Picture of a bald eagle walking with its wings folded, with its head down, looking upset. Caption: me going on a stupid little daily walk, for my stupid physical and mental health

Paskajärven kaunis Charlotta

@menneisyytesi@eliitin-some.fi replied · 10 hours ago

Doge one: I have a bloody nose
British doge: mate, we all have noses innit — Doge one: I have a bloody nose British doge: mate, we all have noses innit

@ivor@social.ivor.org replied · 11 hours ago

Scully saying "mulder.
this is the field in which I grow my fucks"
"You will notice that it is barren" — Scully saying "mulder. this is the field in which I grow my fucks" "You will notice that it is barren"

@HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social replied · 11 hours ago

Keep Calm and Build Guillotines

@Uair@autistics.life replied · 11 hours ago

I just grabbed this one yesterday:

@shaknais@mastodon.social replied · 12 hours ago

The two states of every programmer:

1. I am a God. (Showing a technoverse god in action)

2. I have no idea what I'm doing. (Showing a scared dog at the keyboard) — The two states of every programmer: 1. I am a God. (Showing a technoverse god in action) 2. I have no idea what I'm doing. (Showing a scared dog at the keyboard)

it's kat! 🇵🇸✊

@kathimmel@mstdn.social replied · 12 hours ago

on a black background is a white grid is the phrase, 'i mean holy goddamn FUCK, what the fucking fuck' in shades of gold & pink.

Benjamin Sonntag-King

@benjamin@piaille.fr replied · 12 hours ago

The student and Horn meme:
One student back on the wall with the horn in her head. She is named "users"
The one holding the horn and about to blast her is named "✨Try AI✨" — The student and Horn meme: One student back on the wall with the horn in her head. She is named "users" The one holding the horn and about to blast her is named "✨Try AI✨"

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