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And God created Cat

• On the first day of creation, #God created the #cat.
• On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
• On the third day, God created tuna, mice, and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
• On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
• On the fifth day, God created the ball of yarn, the feather thingie on a string, and the catnip mouse so that the cat might or might not be amused.
• On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
• On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but the cat woke him up at 5 AM.