Just learned about Chivegate, the scandal that's rocking the internet. A reddit user is cutting a cup of chives every day and uploading a photo of the result to r/KitchenConfidential until they say it's perfect. However, on day 31, internet snoops caught him reposting the same pile of cut chives, subtly altered to look slightly different. As one redditor put it, "Chivelry is dead." The culprit has owned up to his deceit and is now awaiting punishment.