British Crime TV shows
A map of the UK showing the great majority in the "North" and only a fraction as the South
North :
DI Grim McNugget battles personal trauma and addiction issues.
Investigates crimes amongst dilapitdated council estates.
One obligatory scene per episode in the countryside, but it's a bleak, windswept moorland.
All the suspects wear 30 year old stained shellsuits.
Crimes include human trafficking, drugs gangs, child abuse and domestic violence.
South :
DI Tufty Lovely-Fluff has a quirky hobby and drives a vintage vehicle.
Investigates crimes amongst charming villages and market towns.
One obligatory scene per episode where a working class person is acknowledged to exist.
All the suspects wear waxed jackets and tweed.
Crimes include murder because of cake based jealousy or planning permission for some ghastly modern building.