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Christmas Could Be Worse
Calamityware, 28 Oct 2025
 “Back in June, we ran a crowdfunding campaign for a Christmas-themed dinner plate and, we're happy to announce, it's finally in stock!

We dubbed it Christmas Could Be Worse because at least you won't be dealing with filching elves, mad snowmen, and colossal gingerbread cookies this year. Uncle Mearle coming to dinner with his new pet python is nothing compared to that.”

⭐️⭐️⭐️ Wit & quality

#giftware #Humor #porcelain
https://calamityware.com/collections/holiday-gifts/products/christmas-could-be-worse-dinner-plate

Greg Lloyd

@Roundtrip@federate.social replied · 3 days ago

🧵Calamityware

‘We bring monsters and mishaps to life in a wide range of unusually unsettling giftware.’

“Calamityware is a small, eight-person company headquartered in Pittsburgh. Our boardroom is a living room, which we share with a dog and a cat.”

#giftware #humor
https://calamityware.com/pages/about-us-1

Greg Lloyd

@Roundtrip@federate.social replied · 3 days ago

🧵Calamityware porcelain - Where it's made

“These porcelain pieces are fired in Poland at one of the oldest and most accomplished porcelain workshops in the world. The Cmielow team traces their start to 1790. Work from these craftspeople can be found in museums and in the palaces of royalty. Our porcelain designs are in-glaze, which means slightly melted into the surface of the piece, to ensure a beautiful crisp image for years to come.”

#porcelain #giftware

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