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Mx. Luna Corbden
@corbden@defcon.social  ·  activity timestamp last week

In an attempt to seem young and hip with the youth, the new Mormon prophet Dallin H. Oaks, in partnership with the LDS Marketing Team, launches a merchandise line brandishing a new spiritual slogan:

"Life comes at you. Fast."

"'Choose the Right' is so 'old school,'" Oaks was quoted as saying.

Later, he said "LCAYF!" while sticking out his tongue and flashing an unusual hand sign, said to be one of the new signs and tokens of the rebranded endowment ceremony, launching in 2026.

More information on the updated temple door fees and 'merch' website (where you can buy T-Shirts and the new LCAYF ring) will be available starting Jan 1.

#exmo #exmormon #ReligiousTrauma #Satire

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