Neighbor in elevator: Happy Columbus Day!
Me (looking at him with my You Are On Native Land hat on...): Indigenous Peoples Day!
Neighbor: Yeah... I'm old school... I remember when Columbus was... (trailing, fishing for words...)
Me: (finishing sentence): ....a genocidal maniac?
Me: My floor, see ya...
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