Ever wonder how much force your cat exerts when they make those impressive leaps from the floor to the top of a piece of furniture? I put a force-plate on the floor to find out. Hmmm, surprisingly small. That reading can’t be right. I put a calibration weight on the plate to test it. Reading looks fine. Cat walks by, reading goes down, sharply. THEY’VE BEEN CHEATING ALL THIS TIME!

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