Catching up with #ReDracula / #DraculaDaily…

30-31 August: "Lucy is dying, please help" (mp3)

Seward, 2 September:

Van Helsing would, I know, do anything for me for a personal reason…

me: sounds kinda gay ngl

Van Helsing, 2 September:

that time you suck from my wound so swiftly the poison of the gangrene from the knife that our other friend, too nervous, let slip…

…it is to you that I come.

me: yeah that's gay

3 September has one of my favourite voice-acted shitposts (mp3):

Van Helsing: this guy? this guy knows nothing about women

Seward: professor please

Van Helsing: totally bitchless

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