So an immigrant woman living in #NYC stops by a newsstand every day on her way to work. She never buys anything, she just looks at the newspaper headlines and continues on her way.

Eventually, the man who runs the newsstand asks her what the deal is. "You never buy a paper, why are you always looking at them?"

She says, "I'm looking for an obituary."

He says, "Obituaries are printed toward the back. They're never on the front page."

She says, "This one will be."