I treat my writing with the utmost sense of tradition!

I show up on time, dressed in my Sunday best at my computer. I graciously introduce myself to the source material and ask permission to take the writing out for a first draft.

And above all, I wait at least until the 3rd chapter before I even think about writing the characters into bed.

Call me old fashioned, but I can't abide these fast and loose flings of modern society.