@MicroSFF I am proud to say that I am one of two survivors of a unicycle fencing bout. We found it difficult. Unicycle _jousting_, however, is fun and practical. Make sure that you both have equal size unis. Speed matters. A 24 inch wheel will always win against a 20 inch wheel.

( of course, it's difficult to find people who have both skills. They definitely are different cultures. )

@MicroSFF

Sorry, didn't want to step on your toes. Errorously extrapolated from my personal preference for comments. My fault. Will not overstep your boundaries again, or at least seriously try to.

I seriously enjoy your micro stories (as they are). They do inspire - even if that unsolicited comment, sorry for that.
Please continue writing them.