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Micro SF/F by O. Westin
@MicroSFF@mastodon.art  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago

"Is there a potion for people?" the young man asked.

"How do you mean?" said the witch.

"If my mind is tired, I can drink strong tea. If my body is tired I can eat honey. But if I'm tired of being around people, well..."

"Ah!" The witch thought about wine and ale and smokes. "No, there isn't."

#MicroFiction#TootFic#SmallStories

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FDA approved :verified: lychee
@PaintedDurian@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago
@MicroSFF
Pepper sprays. neocat_evil_3c
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Ԏєηυкι, 手抜き🚀🐧♏ 🔭 ⚫⚪
@enigma@norden.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago
@MicroSFF
not sure if garlic and onions leads to the right advice . But a potion to feel more friendly is a potion to relax. Canabis ?
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Michael Johnson
@trump_fucks_kids@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

Worst part is even if you try to kill a few of them so they stop cluttering up all the scenery everywhere you go, the only thing that happens is you get sent to an overcrowded prison. Full of people.

@MicroSFF

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Voracious Reader
@lnlyisol@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago
@MicroSFF

Not a potion as such, but:

- eat lots of onions, garlic, and cabbage
- squeeze the juices from your undergarments into the skull of your enemy every third day
- allow to ferment for two full moons
- liberally apply to face and hair

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acb
@acb@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago
@MicroSFF Alcohol? Cocaine? MDMA?
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The Fantastic Mr. Coyoty
@coyoty@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 days ago
@MicroSFF She hasn't tasted his home-brewed ail (sic). That'll keep people away.
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