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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Me vs 16 kgs watermelon - who will win?

#Food#Fruit

Me, holding a 16 kgs watermelon in front of a window.
Me, holding a 16 kgs watermelon in front of a window.
Me, holding a 16 kgs watermelon in front of a window.
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subnetspider
@subnetspider@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@stefano Good question, does it run NetBSD? :D

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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@subnetspider of course it does! 🤣
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Teapot Ben
@teapot_ben@glammr.us replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano it depends what competition you have challenged the watermelon to!

If it's a tiramisu eating competition, my money is on you 😂

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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@teapot_ben that's a good competition!
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XCondE
@xconde@social.chinwag.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano we believe in you! 🍉
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mms :runbsd: :emacs: :c64:
@mms@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano which one is the melon? (Sorry, I had to)
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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@mms 😆
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James Seward
@jamesoff@mastodon.jamesoff.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano At what? :P
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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

@jamesoff I'll see if I can eat it before it squishes me.

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Justine Smithies
@justine@snac.smithies.me.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Very Dirty Dancing indeed. 🤪

"I carried a watermelon"

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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@justine It didn't cross my mind. 😆
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: j@fabrica:~/src; :t_blink:
@josephholsten@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano But will you pickle the rind to use every gram?
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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@josephholsten No, we're going to give it to a friend who has chickens. They go crazy for it!
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: j@fabrica:~/src; :t_blink:
@josephholsten@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano Nice! Sounds even better than my composting in too cold Cascadian weather. I should see if my neighbor’s chickens also love them.
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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@josephholsten you can try. They usually love them, it's not the first time that we make some chickens happy 😊
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Dave Polaschek (he/him)
@davepolaschek@writing.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano I’d say you. Nice score!
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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@davepolaschek Thank you!
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LFA :emacs: :tux: :freebsd:
@lfa@hostux.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano If we left out the pizza and the tiramisú, You! Otherwise... 🤔 probably... You 😀
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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@lfa 😆 I'll try to do my best.
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Jørn
@jornane@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano I hope you. I will be sad if it eats you.
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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@jornane I don't think it could eat me, but with its weight, it could definitely crush me. 😆
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Vladimir
@contaminase@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano have never seen a man happier.
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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@contaminase I'll probably be happier after eating it 😆
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h3artbl33d :openbsd: :ve:
@h3artbl33d@exquisite.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano

Hahaha never underestimate a passionate Italian person, that much I do know. So my bet is on you.

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Parade du Grotesque 💀
@ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@h3artbl33d @stefano

Watermelon. No contest. 😉

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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@h3artbl33d I think we'll win in a couple of days 🙂
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John Francis 🦫🇨🇦🍁💪⬆️
@johnefrancis@cosocial.ca replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano @h3artbl33d how many grams of fiber in 16kg of watermelon?
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John Francis 🦫🇨🇦🍁💪⬆️
@johnefrancis@cosocial.ca replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@stefano @h3artbl33d 64g...not as bad as I thought. 14.5kg of water, 990g sugars, 24g fat including 2.4g saturated, and 97g protein. 2x-5x to daily dose of most vitamins and minerals.

A kg of sugar over 3 days still seems like a lot...like drinking 10 cans of Coke each day.

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Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago
@ricardo we'll see - we'll open it tomorrow 🙂
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