Tech support is saying: "Tap the gay icon and then run the spimante" …?
Wait. The what? "Which icon?"
"The gay icon."
"Gay icon?" Listen, dude. I do have a gay icon or two on my phone, but I'm pretty sure they're not what you're asking me to tap. "You keep saying 'gay' icon. Could you spell it?"
"G. E. A. R."
"Oh, you mean the Settings icon, which looks like a gear." 🤬
"Yes."
"Got it. I tapped it. Now, what's this 'spimunte' thing you mentioned…?"