"It" clown monster jumps out in front of three kids. "I can turn into your worst fear!" Kid 1, "I'm afraid I might never live up to my full potential." Monster, "I can't turn into that. How about a werewolf. or something." Kid 2, "I'm scared that the happiest time of my life will pass by and I won't know until it's too late." Kid 3, "What if we're unknowingly part of a system rigged against us and free will is just a commodified illusion?" Monster, looking distraught. Monster hiding alone in the sewers in a deep depression.