"What's that ticking sound?"
"Tiger counter"
"Don't you mean Geiger"?"
"Why would I be worried about radiation in a zoo?"
"It's getting faster"
"Feeding time; they're all on this side of the enclosure, waiting"
"Aren't you worried, being in here unarmed?
"No, I've got you"
"What am I good for?"
"Breakfast. Bye."