My office is a part of our living room and my lovely partner, Tony has a habit of spotting me at my desk, forgetting that I'm working and wafting in to tell me science facts. (Usually about singularities, black holes and binary stars of late.) And while I love a good science fact, the primal roar that I emit when interrupted mid-sentence edit is apt to terrify the average science fact imparting bunny to a premature bunny death.

SO! This was Tony's solution. An autopilot caltrop! I love it.

It's sitting in the door of my office/our living room whenever I'm working and HE SHALL NOT PASS!

(If this doesn't work, we're going to have to hire a door dragon, who could also correct the spelling of lich, but hey, what's a board without a sneaky typo or two.)

#writing #writers

You're looking at a wooden framed sandwich-board blackboard, about a meter high and a foot wide. It's sitting on a wooden floor, and visible behind it are a comfy brown armchair, multiple plants, a window overlooking a mountain and hill view that just shows mainly green. There is also a ball of black wool sitting just underneath the armchair, but I'm not owning up to forgetting it was there and stomping around the house last night claiming it had run away. I deny everything! The blackboard has text written on it in alternating rainbow colours. It says, "And yeah, the litch queen proclaimed I am editing and the mortals quailed and chickened and cast ominous looks at her eldritch lair." Lich is spelled with a t, which wrong, but this particular lich queen can write on her new blackboard however she likes, and besides, what is some random writing on a board without a typo I ask you?
You're looking at a wooden framed sandwich-board blackboard, about a meter high and a foot wide. It's sitting on a wooden floor, and visible behind it are a comfy brown armchair, multiple plants, a window overlooking a mountain and hill view that just shows mainly green. There is also a ball of black wool sitting just underneath the armchair, but I'm not owning up to forgetting it was there and stomping around the house last night claiming it had run away. I deny everything! The blackboard has text written on it in alternating rainbow colours. It says, "And yeah, the litch queen proclaimed I am editing and the mortals quailed and chickened and cast ominous looks at her eldritch lair." Lich is spelled with a t, which wrong, but this particular lich queen can write on her new blackboard however she likes, and besides, what is some random writing on a board without a typo I ask you?