So you know when people tell you medical things and you think 'yeah, no that's definitely not true'. Like you lose most of your 'fat' (not the cells but your adipose or whatever I wasn't really listening) through *BREATHING*. And apparently your ears are self cleaning, and..... get this.... any build-up of wax just falls out, or..... apparently.... gets taken away on the breeze. MREEEERGH! Lies alert! This isn't true. The wind is not magic. Wax and fat aren't air compatible. These people have no idea what they're talking about. I don't suddenly get very very thin when I'm in a storm.