[user lewd-plants]
New goddess idea: She's an earth goddess of the new age who's domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforeseen danger if you aways wear your proper PPE.
Okay now what do I name her
[user systin]
O'sha
Obviously
[user g lewd-plants]
THAT’S PERFECT
[user systin]
I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS
[user jedifish81]
That's my goddess. (thumb's up emoji)
[user systin]
May O'sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly.
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