When I got home, D saw me and pointed this out of course (as well as my "painted for the first time in five years" fingernails (chrome with rainbow sparkles over them).
I said it'd be the perfect time to flex my biceps, now that they're extra gay.
"Guy-ceps!" he said. And then he did a pose I attempted to re-create here in a selfie and said coyly "Guy for guy-ceps."
(I love him so much.)