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@dalfen@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Seriously, who cares if Jeff #Bezos is getting married 🥱

I find this mannequin of him floating on the side of a cardboard Amazon box while clutching a wad of cash much more interesting.

https://apnews.com/video/life-size-mannequin-of-jeff-bezos-lying-on-a-giant-amazon-box-dropped-into-venices-grand-canal-5da7fa990f4045d7bdfb15ab1ede1d92

A mannequin depicting Jeff Bezos is floating in a canal in Venice, Italy. The mannequin’s feet are in the water as it clutches onto the side of a brown, cardboard Amazon delivery box. In its hands, the mannequin clutches on to a wad of cash (bills). The bottom of a boat is visible as it moves by.
A mannequin depicting Jeff Bezos is floating in a canal in Venice, Italy. The mannequin’s feet are in the water as it clutches onto the side of a brown, cardboard Amazon delivery box. In its hands, the mannequin clutches on to a wad of cash (bills). The bottom of a boat is visible as it moves by.
A mannequin depicting Jeff Bezos is floating in a canal in Venice, Italy. The mannequin’s feet are in the water as it clutches onto the side of a brown, cardboard Amazon delivery box. In its hands, the mannequin clutches on to a wad of cash (bills). The bottom of a boat is visible as it moves by.