I got nothing done today, which, with all of the excitement over millions of No Kings protesters and Dictator Mushroom's Outrageous Extravaganza of Tanks, was to be expected.
I swear to god solders saluted and grinned at Dictator Mushroom. Either that, or the Army injected recruitment video footage into the feed, which I suppose is possible.
Not that I'd want to participate in something as terrible as this, but is there a betting pool for how much longer Stephen Miller gets to hang upside-down from the ceiling in the Oval Office? The public response to his glorious policies seems somewhat lacking, based, in large part, on the squeaking tanks video, and Dictator-For-Life Mushroom's dour expression later in the day.
If they paid enough, I'd consider joining the ketchup cleanup crew at the White House, just so I could keep you all posted on the scope of the destruction.
"Today was a calmer day. Only 4 bottles of Heinz and 1 of Old Soviet Dead Cat Catsup hit the wall. Everyone feels they can get a more restful night's sleep now, with the fusillade of hurled bottles slowing, and so much less screaming of obscenities."