Okay chat, this video has baffled me for far too long. What in deconstructed cottage pie heck is going on here? neocat_confused

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Some strange video I think I found on imgur that has been confusing me forever. It shows only the feet area on the ground of someone wearing their left shoe, next to a standup sock holder with a live crab inside, and a squishy foot long white oval thing filled with– something like shaving cream or whip cream. The person steps on it with their right foot (which has a red toe ring on their big toe and a blue one on their middle toe) thus causing the contents of the oval thing to squish out from several small holes in it getting all over the floor and their foot. This freaks the live crab out making it scurry away quickly, like I would do if someone did this, especially since they immediately put their foot in the sock on the sock contain the crab was just inside. After their cream slathered foot also becomes sock covered as well (ew), they put the right show down and quickly put it on. Is this video an ad for shoe cream? A squishy sock kink? Crab fetish? DPR psyop? Toe blister speedrun? I NEED Y'ALL TO UNDERSTAND THIS LIVES RENT FREE IN MY HEAD!!
Some strange video I think I found on imgur that has been confusing me forever. It shows only the feet area on the ground of someone wearing their left shoe, next to a standup sock holder with a live crab inside, and a squishy foot long white oval thing filled with– something like shaving cream or whip cream. The person steps on it with their right foot (which has a red toe ring on their big toe and a blue one on their middle toe) thus causing the contents of the oval thing to squish out from several small holes in it getting all over the floor and their foot. This freaks the live crab out making it scurry away quickly, like I would do if someone did this, especially since they immediately put their foot in the sock on the sock contain the crab was just inside. After their cream slathered foot also becomes sock covered as well (ew), they put the right show down and quickly put it on. Is this video an ad for shoe cream? A squishy sock kink? Crab fetish? DPR psyop? Toe blister speedrun? I NEED Y'ALL TO UNDERSTAND THIS LIVES RENT FREE IN MY HEAD!!

See at least this video has a clear purpose.

A DIY shoe modification video showing someone making custom modified shoes. It starts with then putting a pink foot condom sock thingy on their feet (you know to be sanitary). They then cut out the top part of some converse shoes, puts glue along the bottom where the foot goes, then place their foot (which is still wearing that see thru pink sock) and a clear plastic bag into the shoe bottoms to glue them together. Tasty french fries are added between the sock and shoe area, then to support the portable snackwear, they use corded earbuds to tie around the bottom and top of the shoe along with a USB cord for extra support (as one does). The next step is to take plastic bag, place some tape to make a small rectangle, and then use a heated knife to cut and seal the plastic bag at the same time. Ketchup is then added with a plastic kitchen syringe. They even the condiment around inside the bag, and then attach it to their shoes with a string wrist thingy that is used for portable cameras. The last part of the video shows them, strutting around outside in there freshly modded treads, and then they prop their foot up, take a fry out, put some ketchup on for enjoyment.
A DIY shoe modification video showing someone making custom modified shoes. It starts with then putting a pink foot condom sock thingy on their feet (you know to be sanitary). They then cut out the top part of some converse shoes, puts glue along the bottom where the foot goes, then place their foot (which is still wearing that see thru pink sock) and a clear plastic bag into the shoe bottoms to glue them together. Tasty french fries are added between the sock and shoe area, then to support the portable snackwear, they use corded earbuds to tie around the bottom and top of the shoe along with a USB cord for extra support (as one does). The next step is to take plastic bag, place some tape to make a small rectangle, and then use a heated knife to cut and seal the plastic bag at the same time. Ketchup is then added with a plastic kitchen syringe. They even the condiment around inside the bag, and then attach it to their shoes with a string wrist thingy that is used for portable cameras. The last part of the video shows them, strutting around outside in there freshly modded treads, and then they prop their foot up, take a fry out, put some ketchup on for enjoyment.