A screenshot of Krita, on the canvas: a brown painting of a castle. Kiki personal assistant is posing proud, smiling with her finger pointing to the canvas. "Oh great, you managed to turn your entire painting into a muddy brown mess. Congratulations. You must be one of those misunderstood geniuses of color theory."

A screenshot of Krita, on the canvas: a long single line very shacky, representing nothing. Kiki personal assistant look at it in a blasé way. "I see you're going for the 'single stroke materpiece' technique. It's a bold choice, but I'm not sure it's going to be the next Mona Lisa."

A screenshot of Krita, on the canvas a blue sky at night, in the layer stack many layer duplicated. Kiki personal assistant is distracted by the layers and question it. "Don't worry, I'm sure the 5 identical copies of the same layer are totally necessary. You're just... Uh... experimenting with depth, right?"

A screenshot of Krita, on the canvas, a weird stick figure made with a even weirder brush preset. Kiki personal assistant is curious about it. "You know, I've seen some weird brush preset settings in my time, but yours take the cake. Are you trying to create a new form of art that's so bad, it's good?"