You could prefix this one to any of my toots.
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I jotted down these records with the hope that they might provoke pleasant conversation among my readers and that they might be of some use to those who would travel the same way. Nevertheless, I must admit that my records are little more than the babble of the intoxicated and the rambling talk of the dreaming, and therefore my readers are kindly requested to take them as such.
- Matuso Bashō - “The Records of a Travel-Worn Satchel”