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Alice McFlurry :bc:
Alice McFlurry :bc:
@Alice@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 years ago

My friend keeps bragging about how they sleep in all day and never do anything and I’m like "what do you want, atrophy?"

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isol
isol
@isol@mastodon.au replied  ·  activity timestamp 1 hour ago

@Alice

They shouldn't brag; they'll probably end up arrested.

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Mike
Mike
@Louis_c_Harrington@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@Alice Well played.

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@Alice My butt once won a secret booty contest at school, however I got in trouble when the dean found out.

I framed the referral on my wall, though. Such a catastrophy...

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Flipper 🐬
Flipper 🐬
@flipper@mastodonapp.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@catsalad @Alice A posh friend of mine once successfully interrupted a punctuation competition. He won a Pause Trophy.

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