I don’t even like this post that much but you can bet I’m taking a victory lap over getting a thousand favs
I thought Zazzle would give me stats on how many people bought the shirt but I guess not. I’m gonna lose my shit if I see someone else wearing this in the wild tbh
How is this post about how unpopular I am gonna get 1000 favs 
Would I prefer for this post to go quietly into the night, or milk it for every ounce of clout available from the new people? I think we both know that answer
A jortshorse galloper? In this economy?
I guess if you want this thing, go nuts: https://www.zazzle.com/z/q0vkypzz
If this somehow makes me money I’ll donate it to something I guess. Also if you buy this shirt (why?!), make sure to use a promo code or whatever like JULBLKFRIDAY