truly, several people live in india. at least a dozen.
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@RussellsBarbershopQuartet Oh come ON, we all knew THAT. There are eight:
- Real American who lives in the Midwest
- Old Money which derives from No Particular History, Stop Asking About This who lives in the South
- tragic parent dying of meth addiction in Plains
- Hipster Hollywood Celebrity from the West Coast
- Cowboy
- New York Values Coastal Elite who lives in Washington DC, the capital of New England, whose name is not "Eisenberg" but for some reason people keep saying that
- Miner from Appalacia (unemployed)
- Florida Man
- the one Black person allowed to exist in the public imagination
*hastily shuts the door of a closet labeled "the one Native American person // for special occasions"*
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- and the one Innocent Children, of course
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet They speak at least one language, as I recall,
@gaditb one or more religions as well
@RussellsBarbershopQuartet And at least a decade or two of history, under their belts! Maybe even more than three!
gonna follow this up with some more controversial takes. there are at least five americans.