we've invented a screen reader that gives children asthma. it's necessary, you understand. their asthma is a price I'm willing to pay.
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@foxyoreos and furthermore, you just hate people who need screen readers if you mention it disabling kids, because there is no other possible form of screen reader
@davidgerard the wellbeing of our diverse communities MUST be fostered through the blood of children. Wtf else do you expect us to do, write alt text!? Fucking impossible, it's got to be the children's blood.
@foxyoreos OaaS (omelas as a service)
@davidgerard it's just like Bill Hicks' bit on marketers!
@davidgerard The makers of fluticasone and azelastine salute you for your perspicacity!
@davidgerard Where is the compassion? Why all this silence? 💔 My daughter is in pain and struggling to use the bathroom; she desperately needs a portable toilet chair. Please don't leave her alone… Share my plea; your support might ease her suffering. 🙏
Society must not hold back innovation nor stifle the entrepreneurial free spirit
@davidgerard Greatness requires sacrifice!
And after much deliberation, I have decided you are a sacrifice I am willing to make. Up next: Tesla that runs on souls of recently departed infants. Good mileage, high speed, comfortable seats
@davidgerard well, that's the price of doing business. you know how this goes :P
@davidgerard you don't have to LIKE kids getting asthma. I only ask that me giving them asthma never change your opinion of me or the way that you treat me in any way.