Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Stairway of Souls Blanket. Based on this, the first thing I will do once I reach the afterlife is ask which way to the Elevator of Souls.
https://collabs.shop/q6auuo
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@lowqualityfacts sorry but taking the stairs is how they keep you from eating all the complimentary cloud-buffet before everyone else gets there
@lowqualityfacts nah ask for the escalator. They're cooler
You only get to ride the soul elevator if you rode the Escalator of Life.
Update: I have entered the Elevator of Souls. It appears to be going down. Uh oh.
@lowqualityfacts Have you spoken to this guy yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiP0FpY88E4
@lowqualityfacts Have you spoken to this guy yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiP0FpY88E4
@lowqualityfacts
Careful now, that can only lead to one place...
@lowqualityfacts
On the bright side you'll get to see Dio perform.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=360xvnsduDg
@lowqualityfacts classic rookie mistake forgetting to pack a one-way ticket for the underworld smh
