CHAMPIOOOOONÉ, CHAMPIOOOOONÉ, OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!
@TheBreadmonkey I have...Just...so many questions.
I am amazing. Although last time when I brought the trophy home and triumphantly showed the kids, my wife scoffed and said it's basically just for guessing.
@TheBreadmonkey I mean you could say that about half the folk who have won the Nobel Prize for Physics.
- How’d all this come about?
- I dunno, a big bang maybe?
- Excellent, have a medal and a big cheque. Go put your tux on, we’re having a fancy dinner too.
Congratulations on winning the three legged race! (I can't see any other posts about it so I'm hoping nobody else has done the penis as third leg joke)
@TheBreadmonkey the real winners are the spectators you flashed along the way....
4 seconds to my predicted time. I am a wizard. Won a bunch of money and spent it on sweets like a legend.