there are only a few distinct photos of sam altman
sad, sad but trying to be cheerful, sad and concerned, shifty motherfucker
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@davidgerard I'm actually really confused by this. Does Altman's publicist actually hate him and he doesn't know? Every photo of Altman has him looking like a clown, and yet Musk somehow manages to get everyone to thumbnail their articles with him smirking and mugging like some white supremacist Urkel (that adorable little scamp).
@jwz when Altman appeared before the frickin Senate he looked like his mum had dressed him, badly. This is a literal billionaire. Zuckerberg had a stupid haircut, but at least he spoke well and was dressed competently.
@davidgerard @jwz Recalling that cushion that Zuckerberg was sitting on in a hearing....
@jwz I was surprised to see Derek Guy say that Musk knew how to wear a suit when it was the occasion
@davidgerard @jwz altman always looks like the aliens in human skin form the (terrible) movie 'men in black' ... like any minute something is going to crawl out of his head.
@davidgerard Whatever behavioral training lizard people are given prior to being issued their human skin suits is, as Altman evidences, insufficient.
@davidgerard they all look like "shifty motherfucker" TBH
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@davidgerard are we sure he’s still alive
they could just be slopping his face onto body doubles for photos
@zzt i am pretty sure the clones are sam now
