@Elizafox The KGB was looking for Rabonivich, knocking door to door. At one, a grumply looking old man opens it.
"Does Rabinovich live here?"
"No.", and they move on.
A few hours later, a furious rapping at the door. They yank it open when unlocked and bark at the old man standing in the doorway.
"Are you Rabonivich!?"
"I am -- oy, I am."
"You're coming with us! Did you think, earlier, that you could lie to the KGB!?"
"Officers! Gentlemen! What lie? Oy, I would never."
"You told us -- you, Rabinovich, told us -- that Rabinovich didn't live here!"
Rabinovich looks around.
"Nu, THIS, you call living?"
