@TheBreadmonkey Hopefully that is because she wants to buy it for you as a present.

@TheBreadmonkey how are you supposed to have a proper study without a drinks globe?

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Must be nice to have someone love you that much to save you from yourself.

@TheBreadmonkey Why is the globe sideways? What's IN those drinks?

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson will turn up and tell you that it's not tilted at precisely 23º and spoil the fun

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WHAT?

Surely there's an international court of appeal...

@TheBreadmonkey How much trouble could you actually be in? A WORLD of trouble, you say? Ben, that’s a terrible gag, behave yourself.

@TheBreadmonkey Buy it! Then when you get told you were not allowed it, say you wanted to improve your geography and this is the best way, with a practical globe where you can have a drink on hand 😉

@TheBreadmonkey the symbol of adult success we were all secretly programmed to aspire to 🥂🌍

@TheBreadmonkey Your self-expression and joi de vivre is being repressed! Rebel! Break free of the chains of mundanity!

@TheBreadmonkey How can you be a manly man without having a drinks globe in your living room.

@TheBreadmonkey Me too. Height of sophistication.

@TheBreadmonkey Do you now need assistance in hiding a drinks globe until a suitable alibi has been devised?

@TheBreadmonkey that's a bargain and you'd be a FOOL not to buy it!