Read this and thought of Ben. @TheBreadmonkey
DEODORANT IS WELL GOOD
@TheBreadmonkey Send your invoice to the usual address.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey I run through hyde park in the summer and rely on Wild deoderant to not get excommunicated
@TheBreadmonkey I mean I bet Ben sweats more than both of these ladies, especially running and cooking in this weather. If anyone is advertising deodorant on the socials it should be him.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey But Ben sweats only extra-virgin olive oil and musk, as I understand it?
Don't blame him on me
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote muscone, dear boy, muscone...
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey wondering how much robbie williams gets paid to promote nestle's cat food
Probably paid in blood, the ghoul